multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

lamelohan:

*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance* 

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dribbblepopular:

Paul George - ESPN Original: http://ift.tt/1qiQHcB

ihills:

me as a parent:

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abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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when you fuck up with your girl infront of your boys and your pride wont let you apologize in front of them

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Girl: If i leave im never coming back

Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options

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Girl: ok bye *slams door*

You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”

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"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"

*15 mins later*

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
thingswewontremember:

fuck ur twinkly emo bullshit